Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Do you wonder why I don't like anesthesia providers?

I am willing to bet that this is NOT an anesthesiologist (Dr.) as I really haven't seen this type of behavior from them.  My apologies if somebody recognises this person's writing style, sentence structure and spelling problems and it IS a Dr.!  I think I know exactly who this is and this person is a CRNA.

I snatched this one up from http://www.versedbusters.blogspot.com/

I have taken the liberty of correcting this post as I went along.    This cretin is claiming to be superior to us and yet...
"This is where you guys should leave the medical aspect of things to the professionals. (Well La Di Da, aren't you special) Versed is an active part of an anesthesia. You should actually be happy (Sure honey, we should be happy with PTSD, anxiety disorders, insomnia, hostility, irritability etc.  You betcha!)  it is given due to the fact that it (is) able to be reversed unlike propofol(diprivan) that is given in combination with versed (Proper name is capitalized) during concious (sp) sedation, which is not reversable. (sp)(run on sentence)  Giving versed (cap) lowers the amount of propofol (cap) needed to maintain a thereputic (sp) level of sedation during colo (contraction needs period) cases, etc. (Where is the part about pain killers?  I don't think this is an oversight, I think that this is what they do!  Sedation to give you amnesia and keep you still and NOTHING for pain.)  Now I don't care (this is obvious) how interested you are in surgery (comma) you under no circumstances need to be awake. (Unless as in my case, my surgery is better done without being knocked out, and unless this is a CHOICE of the patient, etc  Obviously there ARE circumstances in which the patient should be left awake. Define "awake" in your parlance please)  If your (sp, I think the word you are looking for is the contraction of "you are" which is "you're."  "Your" is a possessive adjective denoting ownership)  interested in surgery look it up on the internet. There are several risks to having a patient awake such as unnessesary (sp) movement, which could cause internal damage. You the patient get to retain your right to sue even though you are at fault. Whether it is given pre-operativly (sp) or not it will be given in the O.R. (OH NO IT WON'T!  How dare you make such a claim!)  Since none of you have an clinical, pharmacological, pathophysiologic, or Anesthesia ( unnecessary cap.) knowledge (how do you know this?)  I would just do as your (sp, same error again) told and cooperate. (OMG how presumptuous!)  It is a shame when a website is started by morons whom (wrong word) have no idea about anything. (Again, how would you know this?  Are you claiming psychic powers?  Assumes facts not in evidenceIf you don't like it  tuff. (sp)(temper, temper)   With the mentality you present (?) then you could say that the anesthesia provider slipped you narcotics without your permission because I can tell you fentanyl (proper name, capitalize) was given to you in the O.R. (I liked Fentanyl for my surgery, pain killer is good, and I actually asked for painkiller...)  It is people like you that makes (wrong tense) Anesthesia (unnecessary cap.) hard (waah, waah) simply because you think you no (sp  The word you are unable to spell is "know;" to perceive clearly or apprehend and understand as fact or truth, not "no" which is a negative.  As in "NO" you may not give me Versed." "No" wonder "no" doesn't mean "no" in a medical setting!  You don't "know" the difference between "no" and "know.") more! If you have questions about what they were giving you in your iv (caps and contraction periods) you could have said something before it was given. 

This article obviously was written by an anesthesia provider who should never have been given a "social" pass to enter the 4th grade.  Sorry people it is really hard to take you seriously when you have no skill set in regards to writing, spelling, punctuation and sentence structure.  Getting on your high horse in a snit isn't very effective if you can't articulate it... and when you can't back up your claims of psychic ability when you proclaim what all WE did or did not do in our specific circumstance. i.e. "If you have questions about what they were giving you in your iv you could have said something before it was given."  Cupcake, you weren't there and you don't know what was said or done.  Also you are putting the cart before the horse with your inane statement.  IT'S YOUR JOB TO TELL US, NOT OURS TO ASK!  Cripes! Using your own sentence against you...  "It is people like YOU (anesthesia providers) that makes (sic, wrong tense) Anesthesia  (sic) hard simply because YOU (anesthesia providers) think you no (sic) more! 

Ever think that you are freaks (We are actually PATIENTS.  Sorry you view us in this way.)  wanting to know and see and be a part of things that physicians are ethically and morally trying to keep you from experiencing that could be traumatizing? (You are "ethically and morally" required to do as we patients say, IT'S OUR BODY, not yours to do with as you like!)  They do have protocol-- ie. drapes when doing c-sections. If they need you awake for your cooperation (there's that creepy description of the total obedience Versed causes again) they will do so- if there is a chance that you are going to freak and move and muck up their procedure they can't be having that for the patient's own benefit. Honestly, take your psych probs (contraction needs period) to a shrink, they are not the physicians problem.

  Oh yes they are the physicians problem.  We are human beings and we demand some respect from you people.  Believe it or not, YOU my friend are not God.  Disregarding current patient rights law makes you a criminal anyway.  Regardless of your high and mighty take on us mere mortals, we do not have "psych probs" (sic) just because we don't like Versed.  We got "psych probs" (sic) FROM your lousy drug.  Your sentence structure in this statement is unclear; "...if there is a chance that you are going to freak and move and muck up their (WHOSE?) procedure they can't be having that for the patient's own benefit."  I hope that this doesn't mean that you are actually claiming that the procedure is the PHYSICIAN'S PROCEDURE and not the PATIENT'S PROCEDURE!  Nice try honey babe.

As an aside, is this part of what Versed does?  It prevents the patient from "moving?"  So you are NOT using this for patient "relaxation?"  What you are actually doing is sedating patients into immobility, isn't that true?  This is NOT what sedatives are for now is it?  There are many articles on the internet which state that using Versed as an immobilization agent is a misuse of the drug.  Thanks for this enlightening statement.  I have been verbally attacked for suggesting that Versed causes patients to be paralyzed.  Here we have an  anesthesia provider (CRNA?) saying exactly that, given that this post was on versedbusters which is a web site about one single drug, Versed...

I really chopped this one up...  Here it is before I got to work on it!
This is where you guys should leave the medical aspect of things to the professionals. Versed is an active part of an anesthesia. You should actually be happy it is given due to the fact that it able to be reversed unlike propofol(diprivan) that is given in combination with versed during concious sedation, which is not reversable.  Giving versed lowers the amount of propofol needed to maintain a thereputic level of sedation during colo cases, etc. Now I don't care how interested you are in surgery you under no circumstances need to be awake. If your interested in surgery look it up on the internet. There are several risks to having a patient awake such as unnessesary movement, which could cause internal damage. You the patient get to retain your right to sue even though you are at fault. Whether it is given pre-operativly or not it will be given in the O.R.  Since none of you have an clinical, pharmacological, pathophysiologic, or Anesthesia  knowledge  I would just do as your  told and cooperate. It is a shame when a website is started by morons whom have no idea about anything. If you don't like it  tuff.   With the mentality you present then you could say that the anesthesia provider slipped you narcotics without your permission because I can tell you fentanyl was given to you in the O.R. It is people like you that makes Anesthesia hard simply because you think you no  more! If you have questions about what they were giving you in your iv you could have said something before it was given. 
Ever think that you are freaks wanting to know and see and be a part of things that physicians are ethically and morally trying to keep you from experiencing that could be traumatizing? They do have protocol-- ie. drapes when doing c-sections. If they need you awake for your cooperation they will do so- if there is a chance that you are going to freak and move and muck up their procedure they can't be having that for the patient's own benefit. Honestly, take your psych probs to a shrink, they are not the physicians problem. 

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